That lil' bitch
"You don't get to choose if you get hurt in this world, but you do get a say in who hurts you." - The Fault in our Stars.

amoyed:

when you say something funny and your friends laugh

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bagmilk:

*concerned white parent voice* sweetie don’t write on yourself you can get ink poisoning

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gnarly:

the older I get, the more I understand squidwards anger

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jollygemma:

*tells friend good news* 

friend: “yeah but…” 

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t0tally-pers0nal:

Let’s “cuddle” and when I say cuddle I mean aggressively makeout and grab me everywhere

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bradtitt:

i always flip the first test page extra loudly just to show everyone that im better than them

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